Hi, I'll be quicker than a politician's backpedal, 'cause we're about to go live with our webinar,"The College Admissions Edge: How to get an almost unfair advantage over tens of thousands of competitor-applicants...and win a TON of fat, juicy scholarships -- even if you think you'll never qualify for anything."
It's not too late for you to join us, here's where to go:
- Andy "Almost Ready for Prime Time" Lockwood
P.S. Here's the tip of the iceberg of what's about to be covered on the webinar:
How to Construct a Strategic, Balanced College List
The Politically Incorrect Truth About What it Takes to Get Accepted to an Ivy League or Competitive College Today
College Essay Tips and Traps
How to Slash College Costs by 56.1%...even if you think "No way! Families like us never get any financial assistance"
The Biggest, "Hidden In Plain Sight," Mistake College-Bound Families Make and How to Avoid It
More! ...
BREAKING non presidential cabinet-related news:
We managed to record last night's 5 Star webinar, "The College Admissions Edge: How to get an almost unfair advantage over tens of thousands of competitor-applicants...and win a TON of fat, juicy scholarships -- even if you think you'll never qualify for anything."
We'll keep the recording up all weekend, so that you can watch or rewatch, as the case may be. Here's where to go:
College Admissions Edge Webinar
Enjoy!
- Andy "One More Time" Lockwood
P.S. If you have a youngster in grades 8-11, gunning for an Ivy League or highly selective college, I highly recommend you carve out time to watch this presentation.
C'mon, football can wait (esp. if you're a Jets or Giants victim, um, fan) and how much more political stuff can you stomach, anyway?
P.P.S. Here are a few highlights of what I covered last night, see which ones you find tempting:
The Politically Incorrect...
College Admissions Workshop | Financial Aid Consulting
A few recent questions from our clients: which ones do you have?
*Is my kid doing enough volunteer hours?
*How important is "leadership?" - he doesn't have any.
*What extracurricular activities should she do? She doesn't stand out.
*He wants to drop AP Spanish. Is that OK or will it hurt his chances of getting accepted to a good college?
You might not be getting answers to these and similar questions from your guidance counselor, even if you're at a private high school. But fear not, mon ami, I've got you covered!
Tonight, you're invited to attend a new, informative workshop for parents of 9-11th graders, especially if your kiddo is gunning to get into an Ivy or other super-competitive college.
It's called "The College Admissions Edge: How to get an almost unfair advantage over tens of thousands of competitor-applicants...and win a TON of fat, juicy scholarships -- even...
What are admissions committees at Ivy League and other selective colleges looking for from applicants?
The answer may not be as random as you think.
Tomorrow night, you're invited to attend a new, informative workshop for parents of college-bound teens who are looking, hoping and dreaming of getting into an Ivy or other competitive college.
It's called "The College Admissions Edge: How to get an almost unfair advantage over tens of thousands of competitor-applicants...and win a TON of fat, juicy scholarships -- even if you think you'll never qualify for anything."
Here's a short list of what's on tap tomorrow night:
How to Construct a Strategic, Balanced College List
The Politically Incorrect Truth About What it Takes to Get Accepted to an Ivy League or Competitive College Today
College Essay Tips and Traps
How to Slash College Costs by 56.1%...even if you think "No way! Families like us never get any financial assistance"
The...
In a few hours, our head tutor Marissa is conducting a live test prep strategies presentation, 5 Score-Killing SAT and ACT Prep Mistakes and How to Avoid Them.
The next ACT registration deadline is in four days (for the exam on 11/22), and the one for the SAT is later this month (see below).
Our next (guaranteed) ACT prep course starts tomorrow. Marissa will be offering a special discount coupon code on tonight's free workshop!
Here's where to sign up for tonight's class
Drop whatever you're doing if you have a young-un taking the SAT or ACT in the near future. Don't miss this class, who cares about the polling data, anyway!
I'm Andy Lockwood and i approve of this message, mostly.
Good morning!
Two non-political announcements today:
1 .We're hitting the airwaves this morning -- 10:00am EST -- for College Coffee Talk, our live show about college admissions and financial aid news that you can use!
Today's topic: "Hidden" Common Application Tips. Here's where to join us at 10am EST (recorded if you can't make it).
2. Tonight, our head tutor Marissa is conducting a live test prep strategies presentation, 5 Score-Killing SAT and ACT Prep Mistakes and How to Avoid Them. Here's where to sign up for tonight's free class
Grab a cup of joe and we'll see you at one or both events today (each will be recorded)
- Andy "Two Times the Fun" Lockwood
Hi there,
I'll be quick like a vanishing apparition you thought you saw out of the corner of your eye...
Right now -- until midnight, tonight -- you can hire us to help you complete the FAFSA, CSS Profile and all financial aid applications...
...ACCURATELY, on-time and STRATEGICALLY....
...so that you can get the MOST money for your own Children of the Night, and comfortably afford their college tuition...
For a Whopping 10% Off
Plus, there's an EZ Payment Plan, as well as a discounted 1-Pay plan.
I don't want to make this email too long, because we're about to put this promotion back into the crypt when the clock striketh 12 of the clock, tonight, Hallow's Eve.
In a nutshell, here's what you get when you enroll before DEADline:
Hey now, I'm about to go live on tonight's webinar, (partially) titled, How to Slash College Costs by 56.1%...even if you think you can't possibly qualify for anything.
Do you find that description to be as snazzy and eye-catching as I do?
Even if you don't, I have good news, you can still come join us! Click the pumpkin-colored button below and you'll be whisked over to the webinar dungeon...
See you soon!.
- Count Andrew Von Lockwuud
Undead College Advisor
P.S. Here's the short list of tonight's topics:
*The new, not improved financial aid formula and how it affects your eligibility for aid (esp. if you have more than one kid in college, own a business or are divorced/divorcing)
*How to negotiate with a college after it's so-called "final" award
*How to legally "hide" your savings from the prying eyes of the Department of Education and your college financial aid offices
*More, including your questions, 'cause we'll be live (and somehow,...
Last year's release of the "simplified" FAFSA was scarier than The Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby wrapped together.
This year, it might be worse.
If one of more of your Children of the Night is headed to college in the next year or three and you're deathly afraid of monstrous college tuition bills, we're putting together a little webinar tomorrow, October 29th to rescue you from a fate worse than death.
Here are all the gory details:
The short version is that I will walk you through all of the pitfalls and traps that lie waiting for you in the financial aid process, worse than anything that goes bump in the night. Topics include:
*How to "Hide" Your Savings From the Hobgoblins in the Financial Aid Office
*Negotiation Secrets: How to Squeeze an Extra $30,022 From the Financial Aid Office, After It's So-Called "Final" Offer
*The 529: Friend or Foe? Good or Evil?
More, including your questions. We'll be live -- yet undead -- in...
If one or more of your Children of the Night is headed to college in the next couple of years...
...and you're just now learning how much you'll have to shell out in tuition, I've got good news:
You're NOT starring in your own horror movie.
Tonight, we'll show you how to navigate the financial aid process so that you can comfortably afford college, without scrimping on your lifestyle or racking up tens of thousands -- or hundreds of thousands -- of dollars in debt (that was my personal nightmare, between college and law school).
Pearl and have assembled a little webinar just for you tonight, to discover the "dark arts" of financial aid. Here's what's brewing:
*The new, not improved financial aid formula and how it affects your eligibility for aid (esp. if you have more than one kid in college, own a business or are divorced/divorcing)
*How to negotiate with a college after it's so-called "final" award
*How to legally "hide" your savings from the prying eyes of...
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