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All shenanigans aside, this upcoming financial year for Class of 2026 families could be BRUTAL, thanks to the upheaval happening in the Department of Education.
Even before Education Secretary McMahon body-slammed her department, it was easier than that second pint of Guinness to royally screw up your financial aid applications, including 70-100 questions on the FAFSA, 200-300 questions on the CSS Profile, plus responding to "verification" (audit) requests by financial aid officers, keeping track of all deadlines, follow up requests, and so much more.
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