Last night I was a little more more, ahem, "candid" than usual when Pearl and I did a short seminar in our Glen Head office.
The good news is that the attending families seemed to have liked it and found it helpful.
The "other" news is that a reporter and photographer from Newsday were also in attendance, hopefully not to write a hit piece slamming me for my non-politically correct, offensive ways.
We're still in business, for now, so I might as well share one of the more controversial segments that poured out of my pie hole last night.
Here's the deal with college admissions at most competitive colleges:
It's rigged.
Anywhere from 50-80% of spots at these colleges are reserved for non-academic "tags" or "selects."
These "special categories" are no secret - you probably caught wind two years ago of a highly publicized lawsuit against oft-sued Hahhhhhhvahhd, brought by an Asian American student?
The Supremes ruled that the admissions committee's...
If you have a high school freshman, sophomore or junior it's high time you learned the hard facts about what it really takes to get into a top college, today.
The earlier you learn this, the better your kiddo's college acceptance results will be.
In contrast, failure to understand the "secret", unwritten Rules of The Gamecan have tragic, easily-avoidable consequences.
We call that "Admissions Armageddon."
WARNING: the following may be a wee bit harsh:
Every extracurricular activity is NOT treated the same.
In other words, that volunteer walk last weekend to find a cure for 1. autism, 2. breast cancer, 3. autistic mothers with breast cancer and 4. a disease to be named later won't move the needle with admissions officers.
Neither will a membership (or bumper sticker) in National Honor Society.
At most high schools, NHS membership is reserved exclusively for the most elite, exclusive 70% of 11th graders.
Hello, academic participation trophy!
When it comes to extracurricular...
Hey now,
If you're the parent of a high school junior or younger, you have plenty of company if you're feeling deep in the weeds about the whole Goin' to College Thang.
Meaning, you may have questions like...
Which questions about paying for college do you have?
Each of the SAT and ACT exams has changed recently, and the jury's still out re: which test is best.
Have you heard about the new digital ACT? And the quote-unquote optional science section?
What do these changes mean for your young test taker?
Re: ACT, should you blow off the science section?
What about the science questions on the SAT? (Bet you didn't know about that one, buddy :)
What about accommodations for kids who need extra time? Is one exam easier than the other?
No matter what questions you have, we've got answers.
At least, our head tutor Marissa has answers for you, tonight! Join her for a Free SAT v ACT preview class.
Here's where to get all the details you need (please share this with anyone who needs this info):
See you in class!
- Andy "Stay Classy" Lockwood
P.S. "11th hour' college essay: We're running a promo for a new program, 500 bucks off.
We have four spots left. Here's where to go:
Last week I spoke a small, 100+ throng of parents (and some kids) at a local high school.
At least 1/3 of the questions revolved around the new ACT versus the SAT, which one is "best," when to submit test scores, related.
Approximately 10% of the questions centered on the college essay, what makes a "standout" essay, what topics to stay away from, how to come up with an "original" topic, more.
Here's how I can help with each area:
1. Free SAT v ACT preview class tomorrow (Sunday 10/19) night.
2. 11th hour college essay help: The Lockwood Launchpad.
Here's where to learn more about each:
Told you I'd be quick. :)
Have a great weekend.
- Andy "Terse Yet Trustworthy" Lockwood
P.S. The Lockwood Launchpad "11th hour' college essay help program is 500 bucks off. We can take a maximum of six kids.
Last December, our client, from a tony, private NYC high school, was admitted to an elite New England Small College Athletic Conference college as a football recruit. He applied Early Decision, the way all recruits do.
But after he was accepted, he had second thoughts about going. So he and his mom, Lauren, spoke to Pearl (the better half of Lockwood College Prep) about his misgivings.
“You can get out of ED,” quoth the first lady of our firm, stunning our clients, who thought Early Decision was “binding.”
Before I continue this yarn, a brief overview is in order: There are several ways to apply to college, depending on each college’s policies, including:
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Good eeev-a-ning.
Quick, brutal question: do you want to be the parent who saved thousands on tuition?
Or the one who blew it by missing a deadline or committing another error, and watched your opportunity wash down the drain like that bloody water in the shower scene of Hitchcock's Psycho?
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You can "steal" our Financial Aid Warrior program for 10% off, either the 1-payor 5-pay version.
If you have a devil may care attitude and think college costs are reasonable, you are in the wrong email. The truth is the system is rigged and confusing by design. Colleges expect hapless families to mess up and accept lower than deserved awards!
That is where the Financial Aid Warrior steps in. We do the heavy lifting so you do not lose out because of a silly error or failure to ...
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A (black) cat-quick yet unsettling truth:
The financial aid system is rigged. Against you.
But if you let yourself be VICTIMIZED by a blown deadline or a sloppy, error-ridden financial aid form, then YOU -- not the colleges, not the "system", not Chuckie or Freddie Krueger -- could be the reason your kid misses out on the aid they deserve.
That would be a bona fide real-life horror story!
Ditto if you "overshare" on the applications -- meaning including assets or other things that should not be disclosed.
This is not fear-mongering. It's simple math and knowledge of the thousands of pages of regulations, plus paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
But here's the thing...
It's EASY for you to handle...if you know your limitations and bring in anexpert.
Like our client, Stephanie Salzbank, who told us:
When my friends started telling me that they received nothing in financial assistance, I once again began to worry. But then our packages started co...
Did you just assume that you can't qualify for any kind of financial aid, so why should you bother filling out the FAFSA or other applications?
You could be mistaken.
I made this point to a tremendous crowd (North of 16!) in my office last night, at our weekly workshops.
Non Politically Correct Fact Alert: Turns out that the majority of aid goes to upper income families, or six-figure earners.
Is that a bad thing? A good thing?
I don't judge. I'm just reporting on what is. Just the facts, here on Planet Earth.
Although income is super important, there are more factors that go into the financial aid eligibility stew. Namely, assets.
But here's the thing...
In Financial Aid, It's Not How Much You've Saved. It's WHERE.
Some types of savings -- in your kids' names -- penalize you WAY more than others.
Some types -- parent savings accounts -- penalize you far less.
And some types of savings accounts are -- wait for it -- PENALTY FREE.
Totally exempt from the financial a...
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It's the month of Halloween and this is for parents of class of 2026 "children of the night:"
You might feel like you're starring in your own horror movie!
You know how onscreen, when you watch the scared hero or heroine creep slowly in the dark, closer and closer to the threatening noise for some unknown, stupid reason...
...while EVERYONE in the theater screams warnings, because they all know the horrible fate she's about to suffer?
Thats the financial aid process, in a nutshell.
Here's a blunt warning for you:
Deadly landmines and ghoulish traps lay ahead, thanks to the overpriced, rip off colleges who want to suck every last dollar out of you like a thirsty vampire.
I know I'm getting carried away with this analogy, but, hey, it's directionally accurate.
You make one teensy weensy mistake on the FAFSA, CSS Profile, supplemental institutional forms, and you could BURY your chances of getting even a nickel of aid.
Then there's the after...
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