Last year's release of the "simplified" FAFSA was scarier than The Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby wrapped together.
This year, it might be worse.
If one of more of your Children of the Night is headed to college in the next year or three and you're deathly afraid of monstrous college tuition bills, we're putting together a little webinar tomorrow, October 29th to rescue you from a fate worse than death.
Here are all the gory details:
The short version is that I will walk you through all of the pitfalls and traps that lie waiting for you in the financial aid process, worse than anything that goes bump in the night. Topics include:
*How to "Hide" Your Savings From the Hobgoblins in the Financial Aid Office
*Negotiation Secrets: How to Squeeze an Extra $30,022 From the Financial Aid Office, After It's So-Called "Final" Offer
*The 529: Friend or Foe? Good or Evil?
More, including your questions. We'll be live -- yet undead -- in...
From the desk of Renfield
Personal assistant to Count Andrew Von Fafsala Lockwuud
Hello. I don’t have much time so I’ll cut to the chase while Count Von Fafsala and Countess Pearlticia are slumbering in their coffins. The sun will set shortly and I’ll be busy tending to their gruesome needs..
Let me be brutally honest: I didn’t see your name (or even your soul) on the list of victims, um, “people” signing up for the $304.50 off Financial Aid Consulting promo that ended at midnight last night, and I was shocked! And not in the good way.
But come a little closer, so I can whisper something in your ear (sorry in advance about the insect breath):
I can still get you in for the same deal that expired yesterday. All you have to do is sign up before the Count and Countess rise again, and nobody gets hurt.
The Lockwuuds won’t know anything about my evil scheme, so they won’t punish me (which is a bit...
Good morning!
We're hitting the airwaves this morning -- 10:00am EST -- for College Coffee Talk, our live show about college admissions and financial aid news that you can use!
Here's what's on tap for today:
Does applying Early Decision or Early Action hurt your chances of financial aid and scholarships?
Grab a cup of joe and we'll see you at 10am EST (recorded if you can't make it)
- Andy Lockwood
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