Shhh…Don’t tell my master I’m doing this
From the desk of Renfield
Personal assistant to Count Andrew Von Fafsala Lockwuud
Hello. I don’t have much time so I’ll cut to the chase while Count Von Fafsala and Countess Pearlticia are slumbering in their coffins. The sun will set shortly and I’ll be busy tending to their gruesome needs..
Let me be brutally honest: I didn’t see your name (or even your soul) on the list of victims, um, “people” signing up for the $304.50 off Financial Aid Consulting promo that ended at midnight last night, and I was shocked! And not in the good way.
But come a little closer, so I can whisper something in your ear (sorry in advance about the insect breath):
I can still get you in for the same deal that expired yesterday. All you have to do is sign up before the Count and Countess rise again, and nobody gets hurt.
The Lockwuuds won’t know anything about my evil scheme, so they won’t punish me (which is a bit disappointing, in a way) for sending you this note.
Here’s the secret trap door link to still get discounted Financial Aid Consulting and applications prep and filing at a discount – and the $497 bonus that evaluates your chances at each college on your list, helps identify merit aid opportunities, more – before sunset:
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This is your last chance. Last dance. Final warning.
OK, you get the point. Gotta go do my chores before the boss lady and boss man wake up to bust my hump!
Fondly,
-Renfield (no last name necessary, unless that is my last name)
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