Like a mummy rising from its sarcophagus, our 10% off "scholarship" deal is back for one more, ghoulish and lugubrious day.
If you're freaking out about the horrifying cost of college and now on this earth you'll possibly be able to send your little Children of the Night to the colleges they deserve, you have one more bite at the neck, um apple:
Our Financial Aid Warrior gives you peace of mind and certainty that you'll get every last dollar in financial aid you deserve, and possibly more.
We take care of everything, from preparing all financial aid applications, strategies to qualify for more $$, help negotiating the offers, assistance with loan paperwork if needed, more.
It's all described here, and 10% off if you sign up before the clock striketh 12 on Hallows Eve.
(Translation: your deadline is midnight, 10/31/23.)
Here's where get all the gory details.
I bid you good eve-a-ning...
- Count Andrew Von Lockwuudd
P.S. I know this was a...
Hidey-ho
If you missed last night's webinar -- where we answered more than 50 questions about financial aid, scholarships, the new rules changes, strategies for divorced families, the 529, more -- then you're in luck. We posted a recording here:
You can also book a time to chat with us about getting our help, maybe. I heard that there were no more spots on our calendar. If that's the case and you want to chat, just reply to this email.
Second announcement: ACT prep class starts next week, gearing up for the December test. Here's where to sign up, use the coupon code CRUSH2023 for a cool hundred smackeroos off (but wait for the shopping cart to update before checking out:
Alrighty, speak soon.
-Andy
- Andy Lockwood
Lockwood College Prep
516-882-5464
Tonight's webinar, Finally! Your Financial Aid Questions, Answered is for families with class of 2024, 2025 and younger kids who are tossing and turning at night over how the bejeesus they'll afford college tuition for their kids without selling a vital organ or plundering their retirement.
If you have questions about how to get your mitts on the scholarships and grants you need in order to pay for college -- comfortably, without changing your lifestyle-- consider this your Last Call.
We're assembling pre-submitted questions from everyone who registered, and there's a LOT of 'em already in the cue (we're currently at 153 registrants if you must know).
But if you sign up and submit your Q now, we can use our best efforts to deliver an A, live, tonight! Here's where to sign up:
Carpe college :)
- Andy Lockwood
P.S. I bet you have friends and family who need this information. Please share this invitation with...
Yesterday I threw out an email about tomorrow's webinar, asking you what questions you wanted answered.
The webinar, cleverly enough, is called, Finally! Your Financial Aid Questions, Answered.
...and said questions have come in, fast and furious. (Well, not "furious." "Inquisitive" is more like it.")
But that's a good thing, for two reasons:
1. We know that we'll be delivering information that YOU want (not what Pearl or I think you want); and
2. We don't have to do anything to prepare! I can just sit back on my tush and watch 'em come in.
Some of the pre-submitted questions are really good, and definitely not the same-old, same-old you'd hear from your guidance counselor. I've reviewed questions about the CSS Profile, 529 accounts in grandparents' names, the accuracy of those Net Price calculators and a lot more. I'm tingly with excitement!
Seriously, I am excited, because I love hearing how we can help you demystify the...
Top of the morning:
I speak publicly about college-related topics 15-20 times per year, but this Wednesday, I'm doing something different.
Instead of moi deciding what you need to know, I'm putting YOU in the driver's seat with a live Q&A:
Finally! Your Financial Aid Questions, Answered
i may think that I know what YOU should know when I'm prepping for a "normal" talk, but I'm frequently dead wrong, and leave out important information. So I'm doing something about it.
This Wednesday, it's your chance to ask me and/or Pearl, our resident Financial Aid Maven, any of your questions about paying for college, including but not limited to:
There's a lot of chit chat about applying Early Decision, the "binding" (not) way to apply to college, versus all of the other 47 ways to apply (Regular. Early. Restricted Early. Direct. Double-Secret Platinum VIP, to name a few.)
I \recorded a quick podcast episode on this topic, because I know, from past and present experience, that your guidance counselor will never, ever, never ever never tell you what I'm about to learn ya.
It's less than 10 minutes long, I think you need to hear it if you are wondering if you/your kiddo should apply ED:
Happy listening,
- Andy Lockwood
P.S. Yeah, I have a podcast. I'm that cool. I thought the world needed one the way it needs another lawyer (I'm one of them too, but in remission).
If you are part of podcast culture, you can subscribe to it on Apple Podcasts or Spotify so you don't miss this type of information.
And you can see if you agree with the mediocre 3.7 rating,...
Last night, at a workshop I conducted down the road at the Manhasset Library, a mom asked me a simple question that I hadn't heard in a while:
Do colleges prefer that you take the SAT or ACT?
I suppose that I hadn't heard this question recently because of the temporary test-optional fad that we're currently experiencing, like Pickle Ball. Here is a quickie summary of my answer:
From the desk of Renfield
Personal assistant to Count Andrew Von Fafsala Lockwuud
Hello. I don’t have much time, so I’ll cut to the chase while Count Von Fafsala Lockwuud and Countess Pearlticia are slumbering in their coffins. They're pretty heavy sleepers, but the sun will set shortly and I’ll be busy tending to their sick needs the same way I've been doing for the last three centuries...
I didn’t see your name (or even your soul) on the list of victims, um, “people” signing up for the 10% off Financial Aid Consulting promo that ended last night, midnight.
But come a little closer, so I can whisper something in your ear (sorry about my breath, big breakfast of insects today):
I can still get you in for the same deal that expired yesterday. You just have to sign up before the Count and Countess rise again. If you keep this between us, they won’t know anything about it, so they won’t punish me.
Which is a bit...
Good eeeeeve-a-ning (it's dark somewhere in the word),
At midnight tonight, our offer expires as abruptly and savagely as a stake through a heart...
10% off our Financial Aid Warrior, financial aid consulting service (plus a "wicked awesome," fast-action bonus worth $497 - see below).
Financial Aid Warrior is our "silver bullet" financial aid consulting and applications prep (FAFSA, CSS Profile) service that gets you every last bloody dollar that you deserve to get, possibly even more…
…steering you clear of the horrible, blood-sucking monstrous mistakes that lie, lurking in the shadows for poor, sweet, unsuspecting you…
…ready to POUNCE and rob you blind of the financial aid and scholarship money you otherwise should have won!
This limited-time, about-to-kick-the-bucket promo allows you to enroll for an instant, tuition-SLASHING scholarship of 10% off (if you beat the devil, and countdown clock):
It's Friday the 13th and I'm super busy, so I’ll make this quicker than a scurrying rat - you're looking at only two days left to take advantage of our “Halloween” special.
Until the Witching Hour, midnight Eastern time, Sunday night, you get 10% off our Financial Aid Warrior financial aid consulting program...
...and a $497 Early Action BONE-us that we just dug up from the vault :)
To get your double discount (on our service and on college tuition!), simply go here right now.
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This just in: we added a budget-friendly payment plan to your cash flow, discounted as well:
<<<<<<< Payment Plan Option >>>>>>
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Each discounted option expires suddenly, without warning 10/15 -- Midnight!
(Don’t worry that I’m telling you two days in advance that something will expire without warning. It makes perfect sense to me. But then again, I...
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