Shhh…Don’t tell my master I’m doing this
From the desk of Renfield
Personal assistant to Count Andrew Von Fafsala Lockwuud
Hello. I don’t have much time, so I’ll cut to the chase while Count Von Fafsala Lockwuud and Countess Pearlticia are slumbering in their coffins. They're pretty heavy sleepers, but the sun will set shortly and I’ll be busy tending to their sick needs the same way I've been doing for the last three centuries...
I didn’t see your name (or even your soul) on the list of victims, um, “people” signing up for the 10% off Financial Aid Consulting promo that ended last night, midnight.
But come a little closer, so I can whisper something in your ear (sorry about my breath, big breakfast of insects today):
I can still get you in for the same deal that expired yesterday. You just have to sign up before the Count and Countess rise again. If you keep this between us, they won’t know anything about it, so they won’t punish me.
Which is a bit disappointing, come to think of it.
Never mind. Here’s the secret "trap door" link to still get "Financial Aid Warrior" Financial Aid Consulting – and the $497 bonus that evaluates your chances at each college on your list, helps identify merit aid opportunities, more – for the same discount. You can get started for less than $700:
OK, gotta go do my chores before the boss lady and boss man wake up to bust my hump!
Fondly,
-Renfield (no last name necessary. Or is that my last name?)
P.S. This is your final, drop-DEAD final chance to get in on this deal, to help you slay the criminally insane cost of college. Countess Pearl files countLESS financial aid applications -- for 400+ families in any given year -- and knows where all of the bodies are buried in the financial aid applications (FAFSA, CSS Profile, other ghastly, torturous paperwork).
If you want a shot at being able to comfortably afford tuition for your little children of the night, without having to cut corners on your lifestyle or load up on student loans, today is THE day. Sign up before the the sun sets around here at 6:13 pm EST...
...or your decision NOT to move forward -- you can get started for less than 700 bucks -- could seal your fate and haunt you forever!
