Get this right now for $304.50 off [Warning: bad puns inside]

Good eeeeeve-a-ning...

(I know it’s morning but just go along with it.) 

“Pearlticia” and I have never done anything like this, but right now, you can have us in your corner to help you conquer the FAFSA, CSS Profile and all other financial aid demons for 10% - or $304.50 off  - AND claim a big fat bonus (see below)! 

We felt that you deserve a break and wanted to “treat” (not trick) you, to the tune of $304.50 off!

Our Financial Aid Warrior financial aid consulting program helps you avoid deadly, aid-losing mistakes...

...not to mention all the stress, hassle and all unpleasant, ghoulish dealings with the bloodthirsty zombies in the financial aid office, government websites, figuring out what to file, when to file them, tax returns, remembering your passwords, PINs, the  FSA ID (know what that is?), wondering if you filed properly…

...and all the other things that can go “bump” in the night!

One little error can sabotage your eligibility for the financial aid and scholarships that you deserve - and need - to send your child to college!

There a ton at STAKE (yep - intentional) to merely “wing it.”

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So what is Financial Aid Warrior?

Simply put, it’s like when you go to your accountant, dump all your tax info on him and he hands you back a tax return.  But that’s not even scratching the surface.

We identify key strategies and “loopholes ” that can improve your eligibility for aid, so that you get more money and maybe afford college comfortably.

Those loopholes include the ones that help you legally and ethically “hide” your money from the financial aid office!

We'll also help you avoid deadly landmines, or trapdoors, lurking in the financial aid applications, waiting to ensnare and envelop you like quicksand.

We help you respond to the "verification requests" and all of the post-filing requests from every college on your list.  If you apply to 10, 12 or more colleges, brace yourself for a LOT of follow up, some of which is guaranteed to be incredibly annoying.

We also help negotiate your awards after they’re given!  We're really, really good at that.

And we help you with loan paperwork, if needed, at the end of the process.

In short, we take over the whole thing, from now until May 1, and lead you through the dark, treacherous caves and creepy, dank tunnels, into the light.  We’re here to help you to safety each step of the way.

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But wait…

There’s more! If you enroll before DEADline (get it?), you will receive an amazing, valuable, phantasmagoric bonus:

Access to a proprietary tool that helps you see how your child “stacks up” against all of his competitors (not just the ones at your high school, the way Naviance shows).

This tool also factors in 20-25 key elements that admissions officers evaluate, whereas Naviance looks at only GPA and SAT or ACT.

What’s the problem?  You won’t get an accurate sense of how balanced your list is, unless you consider everything that admissions officers review, including:

Race

Applying Early Decision

Volunteer Activities

Applying Test-Optional vs. Submitting Scores

Rigor of Course Load

More

Naviance (and SCOIR) are blind to these elements.  That’s dangerous and risky.

This College Planning Guru tool sells for $497, and we use it behind the scenes with our college advising clients who pay $12,000-$25,000 for our consulting.

But it’s yours, free, as a BONE-us if you sign up before the bell tolls for thee!

Oh, and it helps you see what’s available at each college re:  Merit Aid.  This money-maker could be worth the entire cost of our financial aid consulting service by it’s lonesome self…

Trust me, in the financial aid process, all kinds of scary things creep up on you, then suddenly burst out of the woodwork when you’re least expecting them!  You’ll want us there to protect you!

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Look, I know this is a goofy email, but I am GRAVELY serious about how important this service is.  We’ll get forms done quickly, accurately and without stress.

No howling, bloodcurdling yelling or screaming!

PLUS, you won’t have to worry about missing any DEADlines, which is important because a lot of financial aid is first come, first served and you will miss out if you’re “late!” 

(“Late.” Also a pun.  Work with me.)  

But you must act now - I’m killing off this deal at the end of the weekend - the price goes back up where it belongs.

You can try, but you won’t be able to raise it from the dead!

Go here to find out more (if you dare) to get your price slashing discount:

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Expiration:  SUNDAY October 13, midnight!

See you on the “Other Side”

Andy “Count FAFSALA”  Von Lockwuud

Undead College Advisor

PS - Let me clear the cobwebs for you.  This BIG TIME HALLOWEEN sale ends at midnight on Sunday October 13! 

No exceptions, no tricks.  This is your one chance to lock in our lowest price to help you SLASH college costs..

…so that you don’t have to slaughter your retirement, scrimp on your lifestyle or rack up tens of thousands in high rate, high fee debt…for you or your kids!

To get your discount and slash college costs, just go here

PPS:  Here's a nice comment from the Rizzuto family, who were dreading paying for their three boys' college educations:

Thanks to Andy’s wizardry, we were able to send three boys to their expensive, top choice schools and not eat Mac ‘n Cheese for dinner every night!

Shari and Ralph Rizzuto 
Greenlawn, NY