Hi there,
I'll be quick like a vanishing apparition you thought you saw out of the corner of your eye...
Right now -- until midnight, tonight -- you can hire us to help you complete the FAFSA, CSS Profile and all financial aid applications...
...ACCURATELY, on-time and STRATEGICALLY....
...so that you can get the MOST money for your own Children of the Night, and comfortably afford their college tuition...
For a Whopping 10% Off
Plus, there's an EZ Payment Plan, as well as a discounted 1-Pay plan.
I don't want to make this email too long, because we're about to put this promotion back into the crypt when the clock striketh 12 of the clock, tonight, Hallow's Eve.
In a nutshell, here's what you get when you enroll before DEADline:
But you must scurry, um, hurry, this Halloween-Scary Scholarship vanishes into the night tonight, midnight!
Hope to see you "on the other side!"
-Count Andrew Von Lockwuud, Undead College Planner
P.S. The other side of this offer, not the other, other side. Here's what I meant:
EZ Payment Plan | Discounted 1-Pay plan
P.P.S. I'm loathe to do this, but let me be frank with you:
If you've been getting these emails, but hesitating to pull the trigger and sign up, wondering if it's really worth hiring an expert to do your FAFSA and CSS Profile, etc., let me point out one obvious thing:
One teeny-weeny little mistake can cost, literally, tens of thousands of dollars. So hiring an expert is akin to an insurance policy, to make sure you get every last dollar you deserve.
Look, if you're like most parents (myself and Pearl included), you've spend hundreds of hours and in some cases thousands of dollars already to give your kids the best you can do: tutoring, lessons, teams, performances, vacations, you name it.
But now, if they're Seniors, they're on the cusp of the most stressful, most expensive part of their young lives. Don't fumble the ball on the goal line now, this is when they need you the most.
This is when YOU need help the most, too. The financial aid application process is overwhelming and fraught with danger.
Sign up today and you'll breath a sigh of relief, knowing that you did what's best for them, and your entire family.
You can even get started for less than 700 bucks:
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