Announcing: Financial Aid Consulting Promo
Like a mummy rising from its sarcophagus, our 10% off "scholarship" deal is back for one more, ghoulish and lugubrious day.
If you're freaking out about the horrifying cost of college and now on this earth you'll possibly be able to send your little Children of the Night to the colleges they deserve, you have one more bite at the neck, um apple:
Our Financial Aid Warrior gives you peace of mind and certainty that you'll get every last dollar in financial aid you deserve, and possibly more.
We take care of everything, from preparing all financial aid applications, strategies to qualify for more $$, help negotiating the offers, assistance with loan paperwork if needed, more.
It's all described here, and 10% off if you sign up before the clock striketh 12 on Hallows Eve.
(Translation: your deadline is midnight, 10/31/23.)
Here's where get all the gory details.
I bid you good eve-a-ning...
- Count Andrew Von Lockwuudd
P.S. I know this was a goofy email, but this sh-t is so stressful that you could probably use less, not more, stress.
Lighten up, Francis.