Bumping this in your inbox -- along with other things that go bump in the night -- to make sure you saw our special treat, not trick, of a deal that ends in a few hours...
If you're freaking out about the horrifying cost of college and now on this earth you'll possibly be able to send your little Children of the Night to the colleges they deserve, you have one more bite at the neck, um apple:
Our Financial Aid Warrior program -- the done-for-you service to file your financial aid applications and get you all the cashola you deserve, and possibly more. Here are the gory details:
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Instead of clenching your fists and issuing a bloodcurdling scream when you see your tuition bill next year...
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Here's where to go for details.
- Count Andrew Von Lockwuudd
(They Call Me Count Fafsala)
P.S. Dumb email? Yes.
Even dumber-er to risk attempting to figure out financial aid on your own?
A hearty, HELL-YEAH!
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